Murphy's Law List

Murphy, ordinary guy who said all the casual words about tendency of fault surely never dream that it will be a law someday. "Murphy's Laws" apparently, not limited to the first law. Here is the list i found on the internet, they are really funny if you ask me.

1. Murphy's Law
If something can go wrong, it will.

2. Murphy's Law
If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

3. Murphy's Law
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

4. Murphy's Law
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.

5. Murphy's Law
The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

6. Murphy's Law
The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

7. Murphy's Law
Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.

8. Murphy's Law
The opulence of the front office decor varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm.

9. Murphy's Law
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.

10. Murphy's Law
The first myth of management is that it exists.

Makes me wonder though, nothing is certain and people are sometimes stupid. Those who could balance all of this fact and used it for their own benefits should be rich.